Hi. My name is...

LYYFSUXXX. Not really.

2006-04-29T13:48:02Z

1. Broken Ankle. (kind of, more just swollen, bruised and hurting like a motherfucking bitch in heat, but whatever, it's totally broken haha).

2. Poor.

3. Smell like fish. Ew.

4. Went out with Jess today. It was pretty great. We put whipped cream in these kids' hair. It got their Hawtheorne Heitthzz shirts dirty. They cried. It was pretty hilarious.

5. I finally saw the FFTL/P!ATD AP on sale today! And bought it! I got the one with the FFTL cover (sorry, Megan XD). Yeah, pretty great issue. Sonny Moore probably shouldn't wear body suits. Ryan Ross probably should wear white shirts with ruffles and carry baseball bats.

6. QUIZZZZZZZZZ!!!

I AM: Gemma.
I WANT: Matt Cortez.
I WISH: HH would choke on their masturbation-induced tears.
I HATE: Felicity Sheldrick, Luke Greenslade, and the entire Morely/Sheldrick family.
I FEAR: GRASSHOPPERS!
I HEAR: The tapping of the keyboard.
I WONDER: When my ankle will stop hurting.
I REGRET: Having a ticket to the sold-out TBS concert in March and not being able to go.
I LOVE: My friends.
I ALWAYS: Start singing either Sugar We're Going Down or Build God, Then We'll Talk when I have no songs stuck in my head.
I AM NOT: A stupid hoe like Felicity.
I DANCE: To 5ive songs with Jess on her verandah.
I SING: Alot better in bathrooms because the accoustics are way better haha.
I WRITE: Sins not Tragedies is a very good video.
I NEED: Nothing, really.
I SHOULD: 've done Shave For A Cure again this year. But forgot. I'll do 40HourFamine instead.

YES OR NO OR OCCASIONALLY:
You keep a diary: Occasionally.
You have a secret journal: Occasionally.
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: No.
You believe in love: Yes.

DO YOU:
Take a shower everyday: Twice.
Have a crush(es): Only on 'the boyfriends'.
Think you know you've been in love: Only with 'the boyfriends'.
Want to get married: Only to 'the boyfriends'.
Have any tattoos/where?: Not yet. But in exactly 5 months shall be getting my first.
Piercings/where?: Two in each ear plus tragus on the right ear and nose.
Get motion sickness?: I never used to, but I have been lately yeah.
Think you're a health freak: Hell no.
Get along with your parents?: Sometimes, not very often.
Like thunderstorms: Love them. Except when I lose power.

WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF:
Ryan: Ross.
Robb: Some roadie for some band.
Drew: Barrymore.
Heather: Felicity's Mum. Ew. HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE.
Paul: Jono.
Scott: Beattie. Jess's brother.
Kelsey: Casey.
Johnny: DEADLY!
Laura: Girl from MOST.
Chad: Michael Murry (spellinggg? Ugh, I don't care haha). OTH. Pete Wentz ruining his life.
Stevie: Girl from SCYO with the dimples.
Ashley: Simpson.

RANDOM:
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: Brown like poo.
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: Red like a fire truck.
PARENTS DIVORCED: No.
SIBLINGS: Older sister, younger brother.

FAVORITE:
NUMBER: 4.
COLOR: Yellow.
DAY: I don't know. Tuesday, maybe.
MONTH: I don't know. The Winter ones.
SONG: There's too many.
FOOD: Ice-cream (made by Madalin, Katherine and I) in no less than 40 litre servings haha.
SPORT TO DO: I don't have a favourite sport.
DRINK: McDonald's coke, Lemon, Lime and Bitters, Tia Maria or Black Label Orange Juice.
CUDDLE OR KISS: Both.
CHOCOLATE MILK OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Chocolate Milk.
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: Vanilla Ice-cream, Chocolate milk.

IN THE LAST 24 HOURS:
CRIED: No.
HELPED SOMEONE: I told some Nan the number for a taxi?
GOTTEN SICK: No.
GONE TO THE MOVIES: Yes.
GONE OUT FOR DINNER: No.
SAID "I LOVE YOU": Yes.
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: No.
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL: Livejournal, yes.
TALKED TO SOMEONE YOU'RE CRUSHING ON: No.
MISSED SOMEONE: Yes.
HUGGED SOMEONE: Yes.
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENT: Not really, no.
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND: No.

7. That took fucking forever haha.

8. Aaaaand I'm going to bed. GOODNIGHHHHT!! &hartzzz;

PALM SPRINS, CALIFORNIA. OCTOBER 2006.

2006-04-26T04:11:07Z

OMGGGGGGGG

Today the people from Global Recruitment called.

Apparently, they are really keen to give me this internship at Palm Springs.

So keen infact, that they have offered me a shitload of finincial support.

To do this internship it would've cost me:
-$4,450 (for the full 18months training)
-$1,100 (for a one-way flight to LA)
-$230 (for police criminal record check, Green Card and Visa)
-$110/week for 16 months (for first class accomodation - staff discount hell yes)
-Plus a shitload more for food, clothes, other stuff I want.

TOTAL= $12, 000 minimum.

And yeah, that's NOT gonna happen.

Buuut, with the financial support, it's going to cost me...

$4, 450.

SHIIIIIIT!

I feel so lucky. Apparently, out of hundreds of applications, myself and 11 other people were chosen for the job. And only myself and 2 other people were chosen for the financial support...thing.

So yeah, I may be going!
I really really hope so. it would be the greatest thing EVER.
I'd have to until I was 18 though. But that's only 5 months.
Ahhhh I'm so excited!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch

2006-04-25T07:57:38Z

So, I was playing with my nose stud, aaand it came out.

It's the first time this one's come out, and because the piercer was an apprentice, he fucked up doing it. Instead of the needle going straight through the nose, it went in at some weird angle, making it fucking IMPOSSIBLE to put a stud or ring in.

Especially the lame little 'beginner's stud' that he put in mine, with about 6 million hooks in it.

So yeah, after about 30 minutes of failed attempts to get the stud back in, I called Brian, my piercing-pro mate (seriously, this guy has over 27 piercings, pretty insane), and got him to help.

And even he couldn't get this fucking stud in.

So we decided to try a ring instead.

By now my nose had been open for about 2 and a half hours, and was already beginning to close up, and Brian had to go through flesh. It hurt like a bitch and bled a little but now I have a very cool nose ring.

YAY!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-04-24T03:03:11Z

So yeah, I'm sick of having a boring LJ with no updates.

And sick of my camera being broken.

And I really need to stop whinging about everything.

So in good news, in about 3 weeks time, I shall be the very proud and happy owner of my very own Sidekick II.

Only problem; once the battery dies, I won't be able to recharge it due to American power plug things being different to Australian ones. Seriously, who the fuck makes shit like that different? Ugh.

So yeah, hopefully there's somewhere that sells extension plugs or whatever.
Or I'll buy a car charger and charge it in my car.
Orrr even better, the Sidekick will fit into my Nokia charger thing.

Okay, done talking.

I hate having a vagina. PMS hurts.

Bye cunts.

bawbbryar @ 2006-03-31T10:19:00

2006-03-31T00:14:39Z

I HATE THE INTERNET.

I hate even more that I'm so obsessed with people I don't even know that their personal lives actually matter to me.

I need to stop caring about all this shit before I go insane.

By the way...

2006-03-26T06:52:37Z

I only talk to a few people on here, but for those of you who don't know, this is Gemma, gemma_the_great. New LJ.

And here's me and my friends lighting a fire IN A CYCLONE OMGZ! with 240 fire starters and 12 litres of kerosene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_viN2BdeMM

And here's my friend lighting his hand on fire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN8NC4UcJhE

Yeah, we're pretty cool.

ofmgztruluv

2006-03-26T05:36:25Z

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Bryar

Read the last line, bitches.

The internet doesn't lie. XD

Life On The Murderscene

2006-03-26T02:14:27Z

Wow.

I love that band more than life.

I wish I were a better writer so I could come up with a metaphor amazing enough to describe them.

Hi.

2006-03-23T07:47:03Z

WORSHIP ME.